Quotes

“It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.” –Rod Serling

“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans.  It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then–we elected them.” –Lily Tomlin

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” –Mark Twain

“Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.” –E. Joseph Crossman

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.” –Dick Cavett

“Those who most acutely feel the pangs of a lonely heart are most likely to compromise.  Please, don’t do that. Wait for someone special.” –Online Test Response  

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” –Mark Twain

“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.” –Frank Zappa

“I don’t have a dealey and I don’t know how to use it.” –A Co-Worker referring to part of their computer

“Life on earth can be an adventure too, you just need to know where to look.” –Sarah Jane Adventures, Sara Jane