Quotes

“‘You say you want to set me free and you put me in a prison…’ ‘You were already in a prison. You’ve been in a prison all your life.’” –V for Vendetta

“We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.” –Robert Wilensky

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” –Michael Sinz

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” –Maria Robinson

“Sex is an emotion in motion.” –Mae West

“What’s the use of a good quotation if you can’t change it?” –Doctor Who

“I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.” –Groucho Marx

“Well, we’ll just have to find him someone who’s not good at gay math.” –Bree, Desperate Housewives

“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.” –Woody Allen

“Someone scratching their fingernails on a chalkboard doesn’t bother me but scratchy bun tops give me the goosebumps!” –Bad Kitty Bowman