Quotes

“My life is an open book, but don’t expect me to read it to you.” — David Hyde Pierce

“Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they’re open.” — Thomas Dewar

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

“To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.” — unknown

“As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.” –Homer Simpson

“I realized that for the average user, just as XP was lipstick on a pig, Vista is lipstick, blush, and eye shadow on even a fatter pig.” –Ken Muir (Novell Engineer)

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” –Barbara Bush

“Just performed an acrobatic feat.  Removed my sports bra without taking my top off.  Easy to do with a normal bra, but a sports bra is a whole other beast.” –Leslie Regier

“I’m too sexy for my chair! OMG so sexy it’s unbelievable!” –William Thomas

“All the world’s a stage, and everything else is vaudeville.” –V for Vendetta